22 March 2011

famous fuck

WARNING - this is probably my most TMI post to date

Many couples talk about celebrity crushes and sexual attractions, and others even have get out of jail free cards assigned to specific individuals. There are benefits to this, such as getting a hold of what makes your lover tick sexually, since what excites is generally not stagnant. On the other hand, sexually weak couples use these fantasies and highly unlikely circumstances as a means to appear more open, adventurous, and a suggestion that effort is being made. However, the likelihood this situation would ever come to fruition is like racing greyhounds ever getting the meat. All of the years that I was headed down more of a path toward Hollywood, the chances seemed a bit higher for me to at least encounter the famous faces that interested me. Logistics aside. Over time my celebrity attractions have been many:


Scarlett Johansson - a contemporary sex symbol, for certain. I am extremely attracted to talent and was sold on her in Lost in Translation and Matchpoint.


Monica Bellucci - first saw her in Malèna then hunted down several of her other films, including the exceedingly difficult Irreversible.





Björk - I have completely adored her and her (to most) outlandish music for many years. She seems to encapsulate innocent waif and alien freak in equal measure.




Christina Ricci - she's only a couple years younger than me, so my early attraction to her was not in the least suspect. She's immensely talented and distinctively beautiful.



Holly Hunter - She seems so full of Southern spunk and vigor. I would watch her in absolutely anything, including (in the case of this post) in my bed.



Sunny Leone - Years ago I stumbled upon Howard Stern's E! show interview of this woman. It wasn't immediately clear that she was a porn star. In many ways she defied expectation and unexpectedly I was immediately attracted to her.

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